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11.06.2025 07:37
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Why do I want to give up on men?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
Then came..
No way
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
FDA rushed out agency-wide AI tool—it’s not going well - Ars Technica
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Prints Aren't the Only Stable Thing About Your Fingers - Newser
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
—
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones